"so what are your plans for after you graduate?"
video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time*
me: uh oh
video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*
video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent*
video game: *protagonist relives happy memories nearly the end of the game*
me: here it comes
i apologize for every joke i have ever tried to make